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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

POEM yang paling kelakar pernah aku baca... A Samad Said @ Shakespeare pun mesti respek diorang ni ah.. :)

Short Poems Competition:
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:



1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.


2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.


5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.


6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.


8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'


P/s: Who said poetry is Boring ?






8 comments:

Zinedine Zaiddin said...

HAHAHAHA..memang xleh blah!

Lelaki Ini said...

hahahah!
kesian...

khalidahmacambaguss~O_o said...

haha....jahat..!!

Peri PiA said...

ehehe,devaju lak bace ni

rase pernah bace dimana ye

sengeh2 gak bace

MissXYZ a.k.a Abaikan said...

siot je... klu laku haku bilang gini tenyeh je hahaha

p/s: encik eman sila jgn percaya =P sy solehah

Mr Noble said...

haha! lawaknya!!
good one bro!! :D

Fia Abas said...

funny lols hehehe =)

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