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Thursday, April 22, 2010

STUPID QUESTION WITH THE SMART ANSWER (part 1)

Marilah menghiburkan hati dgn lawak2 di bawah... Enjoy ~

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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bersambung ke Part 2.... ~

4 comments:

nasikputeh said...

hahahaha.
tetibe rasa rajin plak nk g lempang orang..


just nice.
u make my day.

nabilah_2908 said...

tgh2 tension2...bila bc n3 ni..buatkn sy ketawa sendiri..huhu..

nice n3.. :)

slm kenal dari nabilah :)

Yoa Ngadenin said...

lawak sea tu plg kuang ajo eh?? huhuuuuu...

gelarezz said...

aku harap aku akan dpt guna salah satu jawapn tuh satu hari nanti..hahaha