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Sunday, October 24, 2010

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Di sebuah kedai mamak kopitiam, seorang mamat poyo sedang khusyuk melayari laman webhttp://www.ehoza.com/v4/forum/contest-competition/133244-ehoza-blogging-contest-2010-a.html Tiba-tiba....



Anelka : Yo yo.. Amin, whazzup2?
Amin    : Waalaikumussalam Bro... I know u are a nigger, but u are muslim rite?
Anelka :  Ops, terlebih sudah... Wah, beli iPhone 4 baru nampak? Website mende yg hang tengok tu bro?
Amin    : Ehoza...
Anelka : Sounds kinky... Is it an adult site?
Amin    : Yes, u can check gambar2 minah rempit yg cun lagi hots di sini: KLIK Laa...
Anelka : Bagusss.. baguss... Meleleh gak ayaq liur aku... I loike this one too... LOL... :p

(Tiba2 datang Apect Apek bawak-bakul-jual-CD pirate)
Apect Apek : Boss... mau bili CD, ceritat baru-baru punya..
Amin           : Takpe laa tima kaseh... Sye dah xbeli cd2 skang, donlot je kat Ehoza, Movie, MP3, Software, Komik, Ebook pun ada...

Anelka : Oooh... patut laa aku tengok ko happy jek, duit banyak... Aku skang ada masalah kewangan laa bro.. My Dad marah I sebab I xfokus kat study, asyik kacau minah2 kilang indon jek... So dia dah potong duit belanja I....

Amin: Banyak peluang nak buat duit ni kalo ko rajin sebenarnya, try ko check kat ruangan Bisnes kat sini . Senang2 bole buat duit bro... Easy money beb... Kalo nak main Forex pun, bole blajar kat sini... Ramai pakar2 kewangan, pakar2 kamera DSLR, pakar2 merepek kat Ehoza nih..

Anelka : Gua kadang2 boring laa berforum online jek bro.. Gua nak gak jumpa secara Real... mana laa tau ada janda aweks yg suka dgn Nigger macam I nih...
Amin   : Eh eh... Kitorang pun slalu ada gathering lor.. Aritu gua pegi Pangkor, lu tengok gambar gua kat sini . Pastu gua main-main air kat Taman Desa Waterpark... Diorang semua ni mmg kelakar giler... Contohnye macam Pak Cik Zappa, Mr G, Untouchable, Oweimiz, Prodigy, etc etc.

PON! PON ! 

Lisa Surihani : Hai gays guys...
Anelka          : Wah, kereta Lancer baru siot.....
Lisa Surihani  : Biasa laa, I kan tengah laku skang, mesti laa sambar kete idaman ni cepat2...
Amin             : Sayang, u tau tak Mitsubishi adalah dalang di sebalik serangan Pearl Harbour ?
Lisa Surihani  : Owh, ye ke... baru I tahu... U ni mmg banyak ilmu2 pengetahuan... Ni yg buat I sayang kat U ni...

Anelka          : Oooo... Ini laa rupanya rahsia ko pikat aweks2 ko ek... Sume nye dari Ehoza rupanye....
Lisa Surihani  : Aweks2 lain??!! 
Amin              : Eh, xde Sayang... I dengan Diana Danielle & Juliana Evans hanya kawan biasa je....
Bro, Gua nak pegi dating dulu, ko check laa website tuh sendirik ek...: http://www.ehoza.com/v4/forum/


Adios Amigos... ~ 

P/s: Jemputlah join kontest nih : http://www.ehoza.com/v4/forum/contest-competition/133244-ehoza-blogging-contest-2010-a.html - boleh menang RM100 + domain + hadiah2 lain... :)



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hikhik.lisa surihani tu awek encik amin ekk.. :p

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