HIGH DEFinition Humors :)

Act, I've read this a long time ago, but when received it again recently, found it still able to make me smiles... :)

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the
notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

----- TQ ----