Video ni dirakamkan pada 20 Oktober 2011.
Yang paling seram kat bahagian hujung2 tu, bila tiba2 makcik muka hitam tu hilang camtu jek....
Agak2 nye hantu makcik karipap yg famous tu pun kaum kerabat dia ni jugak kot...
Atau adakah ini camera trick semata2?
Jen jeng jeng...
Al-Quran yang interaktif & berinformasi !!
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Bila kah tarikh iphone4s 4S akan dijual di Malaysia secara rasmi? Officially launched on November...
Dengar2 rumours nye, Company2 Telco di Malaysia akan lancarkan penjualan iPhone 4S pada minggu ke-3 November 2011...
So, kumpul2 laa duit gaji korang awal2 ek...
p/s: Aku sangat tertarik dengan function Smart Personal Assistant guna voice SIRI tu !!
So, kumpul2 laa duit gaji korang awal2 ek...
p/s: Aku sangat tertarik dengan function Smart Personal Assistant guna voice SIRI tu !!
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Video klip 18SX lawak berkualiti : Band Lonely Island Featuring Akon, Norah Jones, Justin Timberlake, etc
Kumpulan Lonely Island ni memang kelakar2 semua video clip diorang... Tapi aku respect kualiti lagu and video clip dia memang standard Hollywood..
Siap boleh featuring Akon, Justin Timberlake, Norah jones, etc... hebat2...
Lirik:
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink, while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
Jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/the_lonely_island/jizz_in_my_pants.html ]
(Jorma) I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit?"
And I
Jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
Oh we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by cheque
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants
I went to
(Jizzed in my pants)
(Ok seriously you guys can we... ok)
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
Cuz I Jizz in my pants
Yes, I jizz in my pants
p/s: Banyak lagi lagu lain kat youtube, pepandai la search sendirik ek... ;)
Siap boleh featuring Akon, Justin Timberlake, Norah jones, etc... hebat2...
Lirik:
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink, while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
Jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/the_lonely_island/jizz_in_my_pants.html ]
(Jorma) I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit?"
And I
Jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
Oh we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by cheque
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants
I went to
(Jizzed in my pants)
(Ok seriously you guys can we... ok)
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
Cuz I Jizz in my pants
Yes, I jizz in my pants
p/s: Banyak lagi lagu lain kat youtube, pepandai la search sendirik ek... ;)
Wordless Wednesday : Roti yg boleh menyesatkan akidah
Nasib baik aku tak makan roti ni tadi... :p
credits to : Kartunis Lombok @ whoever the person who capture this photo...
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Application smartPhone (iPhone / Android) yang mesti ada di Malaysia: must have... (Maxis Movies, Finder 301, Tower Madness, Papago GPS)
Senarai application iPhone/Android yang sangat berguna:
1. GPS Papago Malaysia M8
Memang sangat berguna untuk jadi panduan nak pergi ke mana-mana sahaja. Siap boleh bagi laluan short cut lagi tu.
2. Maxis Movies
Senang nak tengok movie yang ada kat semua wayang sekaligus (TGV, GSC, Cathay, etc). Ada promosi buy 1 free 1.
3. Game Tower Madness
Game ni sangat addictive. Download at your own risk!! ;p
4. Maxis Finder301
Senang nak cari Bank ATM, tempat makan, klinik, etc.
Memang sangat berguna untuk jadi panduan nak pergi ke mana-mana sahaja. Siap boleh bagi laluan short cut lagi tu.
2. Maxis Movies
Senang nak tengok movie yang ada kat semua wayang sekaligus (TGV, GSC, Cathay, etc). Ada promosi buy 1 free 1.
3. Game Tower Madness
Game ni sangat addictive. Download at your own risk!! ;p
4. Maxis Finder301
Senang nak cari Bank ATM, tempat makan, klinik, etc.
5. Talkbox apps
Application untuk send voice messenger. Senang, tak payah nak taip2 hantar SMS lagi...
Apa lagi application2 yg korang rasa sangat berguna? Sila2 lah share kat ruangan comment di bawah yek... :)
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Para perokok tegar kini berpeluang mendapat kereta Skyline... Serius xtipu!
Sepasang kekasih di kedai makan.
GF : u tau x rokok ni blh wat u cpt mati?
BF : mane ade. Jodoh ajal maut semua kat Tuhan yang tentukan...
GF : hmmmm...berapa banyak u habiskan duit untuk rokok?
BF : satu kotak Dunhill RM10. Perghh! Feeling...
GF : satu hari satu kotak. seminggu RM70. Sebulan RM2,100. Setahun RM25,200...ayg mule isap rokok bile???
BF : pandai math u ni...dri tingkatan 2. kenape?
GF : skrg ayg punye umo 24. 24-14=10..
and then RM25,200 darab dengan 10 dapat RM252,000! Banyakkan yang u dah bazirkan dlm tempoh 10 tahun.
BF : so? I ade mintak duit kat u ke nak beli rokok? Tak adakan?!
GF : memanglah takde tapi kalau u tak merokok and u simpan skrg u dah boleh
beli Skyline ke... Evo ke... semua boleh!
BF : u isap rokok x yang?
GF : Tak yang...kenape tanye mcm 2?
BF : kalau u x isap rokok mcm i...mane Skyline u?
GF : !4#$%^&*
Kredit to Nagato Pain FB
Friday, October 7, 2011
News that matter :: Suzuki Swift serendah RM555 sebulan
Pergh... cantik menarik tertarik nih... Aku memang minat interior Suzuki Swift nih, smart siot...
Tapi tatau laa down payment kena brape RM nih...
" 1. Kereta Suzuki Swift GX (A) 1.5 liter itu dijual pada harga atas jalan RM65,888 sebuah.
2. Kadar bayaran bulanan serendah RM555 melibatkan tempoh pinjaman selama sembilan tahun dengan 90 peratus pembiayaan melalui AmBank.
3. Promosi ini sah sehingga 30 November ini dan pembeli yang membuat tempahan dalam tempoh tersebut boleh menikmati kadar faedah serta bayaran bulanan yang rendah melalui pakej pembiayaan AmBank.
- sumber UTUSAN "
Saturday, October 1, 2011
10 sebab kenapa lelaki sudah bertunang / ada girlfriend suka curang...
Sebab:
1. Over confidence dengan diri sendiri
-Ye laa, dah ada girlfriend/tunang, rasa diri tu hebat. Aku ni mesti kacak, sebab tu ada girlfriend/tunang kan?? Kalau aku tekel awek lain pun, mesti awek tu akan cair kan...
2. Pengalaman bergirlfriend disalah-gunakan
- Pengalaman setelah lama bersama girlfriend, dah tahu selok-belok apa yg perempuan suka dan tak suka, membaca body-language perempuan.... semuanye dipraktik kan kat awek baru... aduyai...
3....(sila tambah sendirik)
1. Over confidence dengan diri sendiri
-Ye laa, dah ada girlfriend/tunang, rasa diri tu hebat. Aku ni mesti kacak, sebab tu ada girlfriend/tunang kan?? Kalau aku tekel awek lain pun, mesti awek tu akan cair kan...
2. Pengalaman bergirlfriend disalah-gunakan
- Pengalaman setelah lama bersama girlfriend, dah tahu selok-belok apa yg perempuan suka dan tak suka, membaca body-language perempuan.... semuanye dipraktik kan kat awek baru... aduyai...
3....(sila tambah sendirik)
P/s: I am still not yet a player, but killing people with his charms... occasionally.. :p
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